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[Reizo]

Sandals patted against the dirt with relative quietness. I had returned from a rather dull shift of patrolling the market, the only thing of interest was the apparent human with hollow-like reiatsu. We had briefly engaged one another, but I had quickly decided it would be best not to do it in such a public area, especially when there were real threats to deal with. With nothing better to do, I figured I might as well take a stroll on through the training grounds; maybe take out my aggression on a practice dummy or two. However those thoughts were quickly thrown away when I caught site of the local tavern. Now that I thought about it, a drink would be damn good right about now, and I was a little hungry too. It felt so much better to be home; to be around my own people.

"Hm, what to have?"

I talked to myself as I stepped in the building and had a look around. I didn't know exactly what I wanted to eat, but I figured I would figure something out once I had a drink or two, or three or four. I approached the bar, held up my index finger to signal 'one' and waited patiently. This shit was going to be delicious.

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[ganasami]

Book of anatomy in hand, I couldn't help but flick through the pages, as I oh so humbly followed the path infront of me, occasionally laughing at words like ''vagina" and ''penis", before giggling at more humorous words, like anus. No matter how immature I may of looked, however, it was only a masque, a masque of mysterious mystery, wrapped in secrecy and drizzled in a honey mustard stealth sauce, all these factors covering the true length of my intellect. ''Tehehe, this book is awesome. Those lesbian warrior ladies sure did suggest a good book." I chuckled, in my gruff, deep voice, the girlish giggle I emitted after surely seeming off.

''A tavern? I pondered, looking up from my book, I noted the tavern, my large, brutish palm pushing the door open, from which I entered, taking note of the inhabitants, my people, the people I can relate to. ''Fuck yeah." slowly sauntering up to the bar, I put my book down on top, the page opened on a page containing information about reproductive organs, my hand raising, to show all five fingers, indicating that I wanted that many drinks. Though, the man beside me caught me by surprise, seeming to only want one. ''Just one? What's wrong, can't handle your liquor?" I laughed, shaking my head. ''Have one of mine, dude. Only women stick to one drink.

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[Reizo]

I waited at the bar, leaning forward as to have my elbows pressed into the wood. The tavern was fairly busy tonight, many patrons filled the rooms and the roar of their talking was enough to mask out anything but the loud voices of others. Amidst my waiting however I would catch sight of a book flopping down on the bar to my side, I couldn't help but curiously peek over to see what it was about. Displayed on the pages were very detailed drawings and blurbs about reproductive organs, and I couldn't help but laugh out loud. Of all the things shinigami could be reading, this guy was reading about anatomy, specifically dicks and vajayjay's. I felt so childish, but it was a good laugh. By the time I had managed to calm myself down, the big fella who the book belonged to was talking to me. I had to straighten myself up to look at his face, and the fact this dude was so big and muscular only made it even more hilarious.

"Free drink? Hell yeah."

I had scored myself some free alcohol due to the fact I started off slow tonight - things seemed to be turning around for me I say! but as the bartender was serving us the large amount of beer, I couldn't help but crack a joke at this guy's reading material,

"So what's the book for? Couldn't find the hole?"

My tone was humorous, and it was easy to see I was making a harmless joke. I could tell this guy could take a funny, his little burn about women was evidence of that - or so I hoped.

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[ganasami]

''No, two lesbian warriors gave it to me in a library, they were groping eachother and shit, it was creepily hot." I gave, what, in my mind, was an honest answer, my large hand grasping two of the glasses, before lifting them to my face, my inhumanly large mouth swallowing the contents of two, after which I just threw the two glasses behind me, done with the empty pieces of glass. ''So, I take it you're one of those tiny little soul weavers, yeah yeah?" I was alluding to kido, of course, but it seemed to be a subtle question, not hostile at all, albeit, I didn't quite take a liking to those that just purely used such 'weak' forms of combat.

''If so, do you really know how to fight? Like a man? Cause your mother didn't spew you from her.." I paused, and looked down at the page, reading the 'birth' paragraph. ''..Uterus, for nothing!" I responded, sharp as a tack. Suddenly, I grabbed another glass, chugging this one as well, I was on a roll tonight, it was time to have some fun for once!

[Reizo]

I finally took notice of the drinks as I had finished speaking. I wasted no time in sliding two of them over towards myself, where I immediately took a hold of one of them and brought the large mug to my face. My mouth opened up and I shoved the beer to my face, and I chugged that bad boy as if I was dying of thirst. It tasted so damn good, it had seemed like forever since I had a drink and some time to relax. Being in the 7th division was hard work, especially with the Hollow attacks becoming so much more frequent as of late. I had just finished downing my first drink and slammed the mug on the bar when my new drinking buddy had answered my little joke. Again I had chuckled at his words, this guy was just full of jokes it seemed, although at the same time he seemed serious.

"Wow, really? And here I was thinking libraries were boring, meanwhile there are lesbians feeling each other up in there!?"

As I watched him take not one, but two beers simultaneously, I felt almost as if I had to join him. I took my remaining drink in my hand and brought it to my lips, this time drinking much slower; only lowering the contents down to halfway. I nearly coughed my drink back into the cup when I seen him just throw the damn glasses behind him, where they would obviously shatter when they hit the ground. I was merely caught by surprise by such actions, and the loud sounds of glass shattering wasn't exactly music to my ears. Nevertheless, he continued on talking as if nothing had happened, and I would follow along. His question was a bit hard to read, but I got the feeling he was talking about kido, and immediately I could tell this man belonged to the 11th division. His big muscular self aside, he seemed to be insulting the use of kido - which was something seen almost exclusively in that division. I remained quite however and let him finish, once more cracking up a bit at the part about uteruses.

"Of course I can fight. Although, that's not to say I don't 'soul weave' occasionally.."

Again, when he had taken hold of his drink I had done the same. As he chugged his third, I was just downing my second and last drink - it became apparent I would need to order some more, not only because I wanted more, but I had a feeling me and my new friend were going to be putting down several of these.

"11th division I take it? And here I thought all you guys dragged your knuckles and breathed from your mouth!"

Three fingers were thrown in the air this time; signaling the bartender to hit me with a refill plus two.

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[ganasami]

It was weird, the way that man was drinking his alcohol, so desperate to keep up with me, he seemed competitive, but at ease. Had I made a friend? ''Oi, none the matter, I might make an exception for you. You don't seem like a scrawny bitch." hand splayed out yet again, I ordered four more drinks, able to handle my liquor, this was just the start for me, however, my drinking buddy here seemed to be a bit..lighter, when it came to his consumption. ''So, I never got your name, miss. Care to release this information, or do I have to take you out to dinner first?"I mocked, chuckling in response to the man guessing my division, turning in response. ''That obvious?" I laughed this time, the barman placing their drinks on the bar, my eyes catching on to the number of his glasses.

''Try two at the same time, this time."

Grasping my drinks, a single hand cupping over two of them, I skulled them quickly, and threw another two glasses back, the barman wincing in response, other patrons wondering why I was just throwing glasses around. Suddenly, the barman confronted me, asking me to stop. ''Why? They were empty anyway." although I appeared normal height when I sat, I suddenly stood, towering over his height, eyes filled with anger. ''I just want to drink, not fight. So step off, got it?" I was being oddly hostile, but either way, the barman backed off, and I returned to my seat, resuming my drinking.

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[Reizo]

This guy was so obviously from the 11th division I really didn't need to ask him. Not only was his physical build enough, but the attitude he had about kido and fighting was what you would expect from them. It was like they were brain-washed over in that division, they seemed to really despise the usage of kido, whereas I found it incredibly useful and handy. Either way, I chuckled shortly as he spoke of making an 'exception' for me, and hey, he even threw in a compliment, if you could call it that. I was fairly tall for the average guy I suppose, but this guy made me look tiny. And for a big muscular dude to tell me I didn't seem like a scrawny bitch, then yeah, I guess you could call it a compliment - especially since 11th division shinigami practically looked down on everybody but their own.

"Well thanks, you don't seem like a scrawny bitch either - I'm glad we got that cleared up!"

I barely had time to check on the progress of our drinks before he continued, and as I would expect the humorous comments only continued between us.

"Dinner would be nice. But you can call me Reizo, or Rei. Whichever you prefer..And what do I call you? I've seen a few gorillas at the zoo in the Human world, but I don't recall them having names, do apes even have names?"

I kept the humorous mood going with my own playful responses, but I was now posed with the task of drinking TWO of the suckers in one go. Not only was there a big difference in alcohol tolerance - seeing as he was way bigger and could handle more - but he always had a bigger mouth on him! I would no doubt end up drenching myself in the process but hell, I wasn't about to turn down his challenge. It required me to take a mug into each individual hand, and with both glasses pressed against each other I tilted my head back and rose them to my mouth. The beer flowed out en masse, my mouth was easily filled and I did my best to drink the alcohol has fast as I could. I managed to do well enough for a few moments, but soon after that the beer was overflowing and was now running down my chin and cheeks in trickles. I didn't ease up however, I had kept going until I had alas downed the two mugs and slammed them down on the bar. Immediately my sleeve was used to wipe my face, and with a fist pressed to my chest I belched.

"That's a lot harder than you make it seem.."

Blue eyes shifted suddenly to the bartender, who was understandably upset with the constant breaking of his glasses. To avoid any trouble I quickly spoke up to diffuse the situation, even if the barman wasn't going to try fighting my big friend over here.

"Don't worry, we'll pay for it. Also, what do you have to eat here? My date is buying me dinner."

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[ganasami]

[OOC: Sorry about the really late post, I lost the link to the site.]

Slowly, I planted both elbows on the counter, ignoring the rest of the drinks, and mess I had made, it had been a long time since I had found time to 'acquaint' myself with anyone else, or to really get out of the training circle. ''So, when was the last time you trained? It's been a week or so for me. I might need to do that soon." I looked to my new-found friend, smirking in a large, gleeful manner. ''Maybe we can put some muscle on that prepubescent girl body of your's." slapping his back, quite hard, I let out a boisterous laugh, my other hand slapping a thick sum of money onto the counter. ''Buy whatever you want, sweety. Nothing is too good for daddy's little girl."

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[OOC v.2: Had to make a rushed post before work, sorry. Next post will be much larger.]

[Reizo]

"How do you expect me to sit here and eat after saying that?"

I was of course talking about when he mentioned training with me so I could put on some muscle. I was competitive and daring in nature, so immediately I wanted to show him how strong I really was. Besides, training with a big guy like this could only benefit me..right?

"Whattya say we get this food to go?"

With our food and drink prepared, I would pick up my portion and head for the door - it was time for some good old-fashioned drunken swordplay.

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